je suis à vous

2009-05-01T01:22:00.001-07:00

hoho!finally back.

ok..am currently up to my forehead with my assignments. tolong la..am taking 3 year 3 modules. ya read that twice. so it means, 3 modules=6 assignments, 6 assignments in 2 months. 1 assignment about 2000 words. 1 assignment need to look for 8-10 articles, which are abt 10 pages long.

so yeah..give me a break.

the school's killing everyone of us, super lousy mapping of modules for this year. anyways..i wanna take up piano..

ha..this time i dun think i'll procastinate..possibly start after this semester...i so wanna learn.its just that my keyboard at home is growing mouldy..and the best part, i dun even know where it is..lol..

ok...chit chat is over...need to bury my head with people who are neurotic.

p;s/ i've gained total insight for those who are termed as 'siao'.

the people whom you normally come across and you defined it as crazy, most probably they have this mental disorder called schizophrenia. hai.
so fyi, stop calling them siao.
the disorder came to them.
its so not their choice.
poor things..
i'll repent..

till then!
Lulu..

2009-01-02T08:00:00.000-08:00

am thinking of stuff to thank God for, or what i've achieved for this year. in no particular order.

1. God's timing.like what i shared with my ppl after countdown, May was a difficult time for me.wanting take a breather from office work.sometimes it jus sucks the energy outta you if you know what i mean.but God managed to shift the entire team to Manila.which is......lemme give you the equation. team to Manila= (no excuse to think of + a little compassionate pay[its really little,but better than nothing :P]+ chance to go overseas [really..to train the people there..twice somemore..song bo~!]) confirmed is God's hand in this lor..where got such good deals!~?lol..

2.The people in that company. they are the one's that remembered to wish me merry christmas, not counting my classmates though..i mean..friendships are so valuable.mind you...the one's who smsed me are not young..they are mothers.so you can see who i'm normally with and why am i like that.now.lol~!super duper love them lor...muack muacks lah...felt so sweet and loved when i saw their messages as i haven't been in contact with them for quite a while..hai those days...the giggles and gossips(G&G) really made my day..okok..REPENT...REPENT...

3.its only this few months where i can really feel that im with the group..that my identity now is jingmin aka elizabeth from NG4A. felt abit weird saying this but..the chance to expose myself to the xmas video gave me a chance to know quite number of you's better..so thank God for letting me be a actress for a while~!

4. bubble dress. i personally dun own anything bubble.really...pattern-wise..shape-wise..angle-wise..look-wise..NO. hai..valerie...you really pulled my limits...

5. acting. i've never acted in any dramas before...unless you count the musical in my pre-school years.but none. however, to be praised for doing a good job in something i've never done before is another thing. so WOW~(heaving up my chest..desperately...hummpphh..!)

6. ziying. i doubt that you know that i own a blog.so i guess its safe to gossip abit ard here.lol. i felt grateful that you chose me to help you in JUMP..which i think you're really taking a risk..ha as i've known nuts about planning. (i joined as i wanted to learn ma..)i find it informative and useful that you're my shepherd as things that people take tons of years to learn..i've known it in a minute or 2. you've shared a fair share of ya opinions towards some stuff, so did i. i found that i really like that..as in a way we're both learning from each other. and i find that you're still a very open person, as in secure and readily receiving feedbacks though it may be against ya principles. i'm really grateful for the time we've spent together as everytime that im with you, im learning something new. thats why im super thankful to have someone like you as my shepherd..a decade old in church liao!!muahahahaha~

7. the people that gave me joy and laughter for the past 8 months. kudos and thank you. you really helped to sustain my survival in the Adults. lol.literally.

8. i finally understood what it meant by a wolf under a sheep's skin.the hard way.

9. the people whom have known me for the past 20++ years. sometimes they can really be a pest in my eyes, and i will tell them to bug off. sometimes their tactless words just seems to open up wounds in my heart and i would just tear. sometimes their success in their studies or work just makes me wanna jump up and feel for their joy. sometimes we just sit down together and talk, and know what are our thoughts and we really want. they are the people who really know me deep. they know where i hurt the most. they know what would put a smile onto my face. they are the people whom i will still trust my life on if it's on a bamboo stick, as i know they will come rescue me. there'll be a point of time where you jus found out that kisses aren't jus the way to solve things..but sometimes just would..amazingly.

10. my laptop. you've served me well in this year, may ya service be more breathtaking, more spectacular in this year, as i can imagine the delicacies that i've scheduled for you. and please do vow not to break down and cry, as you'll find out that i will join in your tearful farewell too.

11. Laneige. this year i've started to be mindful of my facial tissues. yep. for those who know me. its only this year. its not that my condition is worsening, its a declaration that facial cleansers shouldn't be the only product on my shelf, that it needs a mate. dear laneige: please do constantly service my facial tissues like what you're doing onto other consumers, as i believe it needs equal attention. please also be mindful of the amount of sweat and pain traded in for you, so never ever try or even think about backing down on me. and lastly......................i love you~!

12. my business trips. really thank God for the opportunities to go over. transport and accommodation provided. Marina Mandarin Hotel. Club room in the executive floor. sounds good?it was good.*glee* (the food in room service just sucked a little thats all). was protected by God all along. why? shopping mall just few blocks away. security everywhere. working place just 10 mins walk. God provided time to go party with the rest in karaoke..and beach party in subic..VIP room next to facing the beach..the rest gotta take the shuttle bus..ha..felt like a VVVIP~!super fun!handsome dudes jus lingers practically at the distance of ya eyes...how efficient you may ask.im THAT good. HA!really felt refreshed and hyped as no one supervised..no one bugging you.YOU ARE ON YA OWN!it doesn't sound a tad scary to me anymore.it just felt like you've conquered a little..ok a huge part of ya independency.

13. my results. i've actually up to date attained 2 passes, 2 credits, and 2 distinctions.am aiming for credits and above.pray for me~!9 more modules to go!

14. CC's study room. its the only place where i can really study and find my solace from my mum(:P). thank God that my house is facing it. its like "oey, am throwing my lappie now, catch it and book the table with the word ELIZABETH LOO JING MIN on top with it~!"

15.chiew fang, josie, xiaoying, weilin, veron, ziying, xinhua, jiahui. GIRL POWER LA.you women rock my world lor..can't wait to get bits and pieces from you ladies..hee..stand firm and strong.we shall rock NG4A and overcome Charlie Koh's anthem..!!!!!!oopppss......

16. realization strikes.i didn't hit my church camp goal. to know more people. realized that i jus made people laugh lor..hai..sad wor..as i dun think i really treasured the time in camp well enough. i believe that this coming camp would be a fruitful one..really as i think that im more ready to take on shocks.

17. i've regained my love for people. i believe. starting to. if you find me approaching you and striking a conversation with you, duncha try to run away wor..duncha hurt my lil heart of mine.

18. i heart NTU! super nice place with super nice atmosphere with super nice surroundings with indians at bay.hai.

weilin is correct de lor..super suitable for liao yang yuan(nursing home).

19. my wish for rekindling back my love for guitar-cum-relearning guitar hasn't come to past yet. and i really wanna learn piano leh. i find it a very beautiful instrument.

20. worship just keeps striking a chord in my heart during ss. i'd pray that i can receive more of God's will and word this way.its just so sentimental.you feel me?

alright..this is my 21st year since i last stepped into gleneagles.what about ya-s?

double cheers!

p.s-jos:i can totally feel when you said you threw away the cat present.i feel like throwing away something along that line. super pissed lor..so for my bd..tell them to get practical stuffs or vouchers..if not..i'd rather not receive..see-ri-ious wor...hai..i simply can't take another blow to my heart.

2008-12-28T07:42:00.000-08:00

am stressed.

lemme give you a overview of my schedule of datelines

30th dec-essay for Bio

7th jan-test for developmental

9th jan-lab report for research 3

14th jan-essay for developmental

23th jan-essay for bio

25th jan-lab report for research 3

2nd feb-exam

4th feb-exam

6th feb-exam

how could i even breathe when im not even working now!

am super thankful that i've no such commitments as yet.pray that i would get a job soon.

talk about a merry christmas and a happy new year.

more of a upset christmas and a devoid new year.

alright..shouldnt be such a pessimist.

lol shall fill you in what i did on the 24th-25th..

after the service..we headed to esplanade's gluttons bay to have our supper..10 plus already..

headed to the stage area to have our countdown..no fireworks..how sad...

most of us headed to matt's house to play mahjong..

won 2 games..not bad for a beginner counting that i've not played much...*gleeful*..super fun when you have someone like charlie to tease..ah peI!he needs so much time to think which tile to sacrifice..its just a game la brother.!

headed home to worry about my assignments again...am still doing if you're still wondering..

peace off man....~

2008-10-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

Procastination is a huge killer.

deciding to push off some things to the very last minute because of personal preferences, or even shoving some lame reasons for it,is my bad. But i realised that this habit can be turned into something very dangerous when its something that concerns with health.

Like delayed health check-ups is something totally avoidable.My mum's friend's daughter has a lump under her armpit. This is under the classification of breast cancer. According to what the doctors normally say, beware of lumps underneath the armpit or on the breasts itself, to do a mammogram once a year or 2?something like that.she's lucky that her lump is found to be not cancerous.

anyways..younger women tend to have poorer prognosis than post-menopausal women as their breasts are active with their cycles, e.g., they may be nursing infants, may be unaware of changes in their breasts. Therefore, younger women are usually at a more advanced stage when diagnosed.

so be aware...!

p.s:i rarely seen indians wearing sunglasses.no offence, its an observation.

2008-10-09T07:53:00.000-07:00

trying to revive this blog.

*wake up*

ok.revived.lol.brain cramp.exam week.ouch.

2008-08-19T08:48:00.000-07:00

everyone in my family is becoming a health freak..!!!

brothers taking on weights..taking in protein drinks..

dad's going running everyday..boy is his beer tummy almost gone now..lol!

mum going to aerobics twice a week..

am starting to go to gym and swimmin...starting..dun get ya hopes up..!

lol!!!yay!!we must stay and be healthy..lol...

like so kiddish..but so dang every inch true..

must fulfil my new year's resolution!least once though..haa..

2008-08-02T02:03:00.000-07:00

why must they behave in such a manner thats so loathsome at times...

why must they behave in such a childish manner..not even understanding at all..

so irritating and annoying...

my blood is already above the boiling point.

WHY!!!!!

argh.

just ranting.

God..pls let my degree quickly end soon...please....

2008-07-29T01:33:00.000-07:00

i've decided.

am going to go to Perth for my last semester.am going to work in IMH before getting my Masters.

that is,if nothing goes wrong.

(",)

2008-06-02T00:19:00.000-07:00

i want this!

2008-05-30T02:11:00.000-07:00

it's F-R-I-D-A-Y
and the male bashing continues....haha

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy?Because ignorance is a bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America or HK?A tourist.

12. If men got pregnant ....Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?He had it bronzed.

14. What is gross stupidity?144 men in one room.

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

16. How do men sort their laundry?"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.

20. What should you give a man who has everything?A woman to show him how to work it.

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.

22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?They stay stuck in adolescence.

23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk.

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?Exchange him.

27. Why do bachelors like smart women?Opposites attract.

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

30. What is the thinnest book in the world?What Men Know About Women.

lol!

2008-05-11T08:48:00.000-07:00

the trip was fruitful.

philipinos are friendly!ha and very hospitable.my colleague and i treated them to krispy kreme(brought a dozen home!) on our last day there.in the end,a few moments later,the operations exec walked in with another dozen!ha!talk about chemistry!wow..really had a great time there..we stayed in one of the executive rooms..woo..boy was it great..could've been better if i could have the whole room to myself though(:P).

din have much time to go about to sightsee the area..as by the time we ended our work we are already dead tired..by the last nite..as one of them is bringing us to go shopping..nearing to 9..my body is already starting to switch off.not a very nice feeling though.din experience that feeling before.if you get what i mean.the dizzy-ness and everything.and i must claim this:i did not drink.

anyways,fyi,am not weak.its the staying up till 1am plus in doing up my assignments..to realise that the due dates for the assignment are not until much later..what a waste of time,effort and baggage space.am so dead beat that even when i reached the airport otw home, i literally slept on the plastic chair as im waiting for the plane for boarding..

despite this experience on going for business trips, if my job pertains me to do this particular area,i would.ha.its fun,of getting to know new people,knowing new places,new cultures.its really fun.if you're game for it.as for my colleague who went with me,i definitely not go with her IF i have the choice.its the kia-si-ness lah.pls entertain me,of how to know new stuffs are like if you're afraid of doing anything thats not within singapore?!im like,piang eh,lets go lah!

ha whatever.

realised this in philippines.

their traffic sucks.walking is definitely faster.well,most of the time.

they are definitely friendly.

their pace is slow...slow....slow......and you must talk slow.singaporean tends to talk fast.

the things are cheaper.i know.duh.

heard that the beaches there are great.mum is suggesting to go cebu.using my own money.-_-

the small shops in the airport is like the mama shop here.

they have canine walking around shopping centres to detect bombs.scary,i know.should've saw my reaction when i saw a huge black dog walking around with a police.*shivers*

they have security guards everywhere.in the building where i worked,every floor has one.

their mangoes are good!

well thats roughly about it folks..:D

2008-05-02T18:59:00.000-07:00

too bad..

couldn't upload the flight details as my format was tiff..flying off tmr...in SQ...staying in Mandarin Oriental..

yay!!!!

back to my assignments which i haven't started!!!

2008-04-30T02:18:00.001-07:00

am going to a dinner later..Angus House at Ngee Ann..a fine dining place i take.
a bunch of Sales team treating us to dinner..ha...wine and dine..wat a match~

am going away for a business trip next week..for a couple of days..wa..first business trip..should thank god for letting me get this exposure at this age.not many people could get this chance..i'd pray not to go there and get even more stressed.at SG itself i've already taken in so many complaints from that side..imagine when i go there even more stressed up...hope not though!!
ha...lazy to explain..~

to my Angus~

2008-04-27T17:57:00.000-07:00

currently im trying to discover a more art-y side of me,which i know im now quite interested to rediscover back my 'flair'(do i have it,am not sure) for art.
i know i love art,its just the appreciating part that gotta improve a little more.
went bras basah to get some art stuffs to get started on drawing again..the amount my brother and i achieved in total in the end,bill:$150.40.i don't mind paying for the 40cents as my dad gave us 150bucks..hee hee..

as i look into more interiors of rooms online,i realised i really liked european interiors..it has a really elegent and classic feel..ha...nice~ either the furnitures are too nice or my taste is changing..

here are some of the few that i've found..

oh dear..i realised im starting to like lotsa things..
oh dear
oh dear
oh dear

all so neat and pretty...(sighs..)

2 weeks ago in intro to psych class,we need to discuss in a psychodynamic way of why people couldn't stop smoking even though they perfectly well know the consequences of smoking.

the main point about psychodynamic theory is about the sexual needs,agression and one more point which i currently don't remember.we need to talk about why australians still go sunbathing?reason why:the hole of the ozone layer above the beaches is as big as america.thats why they are SO prone to skin cancer.

so we typically talked about culture,as it has become a norm for them to go to the beach to hangout with friends,we talked about sexual needs as people go there to see the opposite gender,peer pressure etc etc..

weird..ha~then i ask a male friend who smokes as there is a question of why smokers still smoke irregardless of them knowing the consequences of smoking,what if he is going to die in 4 months because of smoking.his answer:smoke all the more lah~!-_-'''

quick quick quick move house..then me and me bro could have our own piano~my jaw literally dropped as when i was telling him that i wanna learn piano..he thought likewise too,and even was a step faster then me,asked his friend to teach him.ha..great minds think alike~!

anyways..unless we get a new house..its impossible to get a piano..so quick quick move house~~

have you had ya daily dosage of love from God today??:P

2008-04-23T22:30:00.000-07:00

handed up my resignation letter ytd
i know i know
i handed VEry late..
hee..
and my intended last day is next fri..
ha~
anyways..
they gotta let me go..
they gotta...dun they?

anyways..
feel like bloggin abt pictures..
here are some beautiful pics~haaaaa....

2008-04-22T21:39:00.000-07:00

wah today so happy~
haha the lunch today includes almost all my favorite food~!
yay yay~
chicken..tofu...potato~~
*grins*

BTW
for our lunch,you choose the main ingredient..ie for this i choose lemon chicken..so rarely the vegs that comes with it is to my liking..
wahahah~~~~

happy happy happy....

2008-04-21T18:30:00.000-07:00

once as i was queuing up for Today's newspaper,
suddenly as people was walking past to get to the other side,
a lady just cut in front of me.

i suddenly just want to snap at her.

so i just said:hey,please go behind the line.
the lady:i was in the queue,but someone cut me.

piang...the devil in me almost came out.

people are not THAT blind to take it in that lightly.

i still do have a percentage of my brain that's being used for intelligence.

no integrity.no conscious.so blind~!

people dun queue for nothing,turn ya head and look behind la.if there are only 2 i dun even care.but there's a whole stretch leh~dun let me catch you again!

i admit there was once that i cut someone's queue.
thank god its only once though.

-_-'''

so not happy about that

2008-04-13T22:22:00.000-07:00

there's one customer called william
at the end of the phone conversation,i said"william huh?"
he said ya
i put back the receiver giggling..

william hung...
*LOL*
he made my day~

later got sch...got 2 asignnments need be passed up..
am so dead.....
*yawn*

2008-04-10T23:44:00.000-07:00

feel like cooking carbonara again tmr..
seafood style..
*slurp*

the last time i cooked it it was FAB~
really
the prawn was SO fresh lo...

aiya...hope that they still have that on discount though....

ah..
have thought what to cook already..

am gonna cook
1)seafood tomato cream pasta
2)'grilled' cod fish

yay~

the victims:Loo Say Hien,Loo Shi Teng and my kitchen

muahahaha~~~!!!

2008-04-10T20:34:00.001-07:00

what do people mean when they say about living life?

how to live a life?

there isn't any manuals out there to teach us..

so how do you define when you say you are living a life fruitfully?

is it by trying everything that seems daring and weird to you?
by earning lotsa lotsa money?
having that great job?
havin 3 beautiful kids?
have a car?
bangalow?

are you satsified with this?

woo boy i am

hmm..or like me...

try many different jobs?ha~
at least thru it i can understand better which kind of jobs suits me..
thats not a excuse though~

living life.
i don't want to regret not living it out.

2008-04-10T18:01:00.000-07:00

later am going to expo to catch paradise church's concert with cg..
not bad..
first cg in concert setting.ha~

any GOOD book fairs do any of you know of?
read read read read read....
many people says that reading storybooks are just a waste of time..
i agree,but i do enjoy reading storybooks,don't ask me why even though i know that everytime i finish a book,its like a bottomless pit.
when can u really finish?
i do need to change my mentality in reading..

why do i get ear 'blocks'??
its exactly the pressure that your ear has whenever you are flying of on a plane.
i don't like the feeling..

2008-04-07T18:46:00.000-07:00

why am i so freaking emotional at work?
seems like im not good at saying goodbyes,not at the airport..
and over the phone too..
jia lat

i miss my mummy and daddy already.
ah god,im such a weeper..

women....

had came back 5 days ago from Shanghai..
and my parents are going away again..in about 1 hours time..(*sob*)

damn jia lat..

just turned to the BIG 2 three days ago..
yet still,i find it hard to control my emotions....why??!!

attended my first adults service on sun..
too many new faces in fact..
and for once in a long long time,my schedule is packed..

should i get a PDA phone??
someone please advise~
my motive to get it is just to organise better as they provide better functions than normal phones..

dreaded coming back to work today..who likes?hah~
really..
decided to hand in my resignation letter this fri
will i procastinate?
not sure..ha~
but seriously this job this taking my health on a toll
can't take going back to see docs again..
the sian-ness of hearing "you again ah?"
-_-"

conclusion
i can't work with a computer in front,with a chair stuck on my butt for 8 hours straight,with only 5 mins to the toilet..

argh~

2008-03-25T08:21:00.000-07:00

am having a mad dash towards time nowadays

thought that this would be the day before i leave for my holiday,that i could slack,din occur at any one period where i would be even more busier.

yup..too busy..

until i gotta hand all of my unattended work to my colleague.FIRST TIME~!!!!

sorry~~!

leaving at 6.30 am in the mornin

now...its..11.27pm

having just celebrated my mum's bd~*mouth wide-yawn~*

will be back just before my bd..yay!

am definitely not coming back without a big haul~*grins*

aaahhh....

chin-ah!!

wait up~

2008-03-18T22:10:00.000-07:00

20 Fun things to do in a movie theater.

Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these.
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen you in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were you thinking?" Angrily move to another seat if you choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn you can put in the hair of the person in front of you without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind you in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where you buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different movies that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks you about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask you to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around you in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my popcorn Sir or Madame?" Say the Sir or Madame part to everyone, even if you know if it's a man or woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits next to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as you can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If you can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call you during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this day would come." Get up to leave and before you exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need you to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the top and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy or an animated film).
Have fun guys! But don't get thrown out of the theater. My suggestion: Don't try #14. Please rate!

HA...
im gonna watch a movie later..
would like to try #2,#7 and #17.
if i could~!

2008-03-18T18:56:00.000-07:00

To al the Parents and Grandparents out there !!!!

THE TEA PARTY
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
THE END (I hear you laughing!)

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions, things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house, and mow the lawn. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

2008-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:00

this is considered the last week i'm gonna offically attend tertiary service le ba..

am feeling very neutral even though i know that i will miss most of you guys..

i've been in tertiary for about..
close to 3 years?
many growths,disappointments,joy,excitment,anger,'diao-ness',correction etc etc
this is the place where i've experienced most in my spiritual walk.

my decision to move on is not a rash decision

i've considered many factors before i came onto this conclusion

i do really hope that everything goes on smoothly in adults,i mean the adaptation and everything
jia you ba!~

BIG BIG thanks for those who has shepherded me..
your sincerity,your effort,your time etc has 'made' me to be who i am now
and im really grateful for your existence in my life
continue to empower the next generation ba!

Meihwa
thanks for accepting me for who i am and my weaknesses..
i dun think im a very good sheep
i find that i dun open up to you enough~
ha
anyways..i really treasured the times we had together..
even remembered our first shepherdin
when we lay down on the grass at raffles place..
and i did sth embarrassing..!
and the first time ace and i joined dmm..
ahh!!
haha
thanks for being there in my life..
really
thanks~
i really appreciate whatever that you've done for me.

ace
we're not shepherd and sheep for very long..
but i din treat you much as a shepherd i must confess ha..
treat you more as a friend cos i feel that if i were to think in that way..i would open up to you more..
anyways..this is only the start
DI will grow de!
open minded-ness and sincerity will win the people's heart and respect.
of course with God's Word too~
gambatte~

How to put 2 'wills' together in a sentence?
God's Will will always last.

2008-03-17T01:26:00.000-07:00

i am a terrible terrible student

din know that today got class until i received a sms in regards to informing me the venue of the class..

jialat!

din bring my books along...

tempting to 'pon ten'

but...

thinking about the sch fees..

caculated a bit...

realised that if i missed out one session..

i'm wasting away $190+++!!!

haiya...

to go

or not to go..?????

zzzzzzzzzz....

2008-03-12T18:03:00.000-07:00

i can fully understand why in order to qualify for universities..
you need to achieve a standard of knowledge or understanding in that particular sybject you are going to take.
but what if you don't?
many people wasn't able to take up courses of their interests mainly because of their 'lack' of knowledge or qualification.

is it fair?

the subjects that was eventually given to us is 'deemed' to be our future jobs,
that is,
if we're dumb enough to continue in something that we don't like..

ITS NOT FAIR!

its practically unjustifiable..

there's medi----
there's bonuses---
there's CPF-----(can only claim when you're above62 i think..whats the point!Give us less money...haha...kidding...i confirm will appreciate when im that old..but will i live that old?)

why aren't there anything for schools???????????

talking about welfare for the country...-_-

if younger generation is 'suffering' from lack of propects for their interests,
how can the country build a firm foundation?

of course i can completely understand if the lack of understanding of subject,it will lead to harder understanding of the subject..
but is this an excuse?

can have foundation courses and etc for that ma..

why so limited...

jia lat!

anyways

is it true that blondes are dumb?
cos i've seen like a trillion jokes about blondies..
ha...
i feel...ha...
results of having 'bleached' hair!

bored..
am doing OT now...

going home in...
a few minutes!
yeah~

2008-03-10T22:31:00.000-07:00

went to Suntec for the IT show on sun...
so funny as i walked from bugis to suntec
because for the congestion on the bridge from the citylink to suntec,i 'gay-kiang' walked to the road..
there's a crowd like me...whom dun want to be congested in a bridge..was waiting for the all-clear-no-vehicle-then-cross.
so we waited..
suddenly..
ha
i must specify..
there is no traffic lights at the bottom of the bridge
suddenly there's like a invisible line which is stopping the vehicles
so what we all did?

run loh!

ha!

the sight is so funny!

everybody...with trolleys..baby prams were all rushing for the other point!

haha and everybody was laughing..

the point is very diao...but...ha...nobody cared...

Jay shouldn't sell albums la...
teach people 'his-walk' is enough!

haha...piang eh...humor me!

almost bought Palm Treo 750..
almost!
retail price 998..they are selling at 799..
tempting or not you tell me!

anyways...
anyone have any lobang for PDA phone?
anywhere thats selling cheap etc etc..please sms me!!

am thinking
am thinking
am thinking
am thinking

can u believe that humans only use less than 2% of the brain?
can u believe that humans can only memorise up to 7 numbers,of the average?thats the reason why your IC is only made up of 7 numbers..

do you know why its dangerous to ride a bike?
its due to the reason that there isn't any protective gear beside,in front and behind you.
and when you meet with a accident,70% of the times the particular person is thrown forward

in the end,the motorcyclist will hurt their front part of the brain called Frontal Lobe.

The frontal lobes have been found to play a part in impulse control, judgment, language production, working memory, motor function, sexual behavior, socialization, problem solving initiation, facial movement, planning abilities, coordinating, and motivation. The frontal lobes assist in planning, coordinating, controlling, and executing behavior. People who have damaged frontal lobes may experience problems with these aspects of cognitive function, being at times impulsive; impaired in their ability to plan and execute complex sequences of actions; perhaps persisting with one course of action or pattern of behavior when a change would be appropriate.

there is this story about a man Phineas Gage
open the link to read more
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=231

learnt all this in class..

not sure,but i find that this part of the brain a impt part .very...
scary..
how one accident can change your entire life..

i love bio!!
i don't find bored studying the crAzy and long names..
i find it very interesting everytime i learn something new
anyways...
its your body..
why shouldn't you know more about your own self?
:)

almost time to hit the sack!
yay!
at last!!!!

2008-02-28T16:52:00.000-08:00

ARIES - TheDaredevil(after the dare or before it?)

Energetic(ok only la..).
Adventurous(trying different pillows?)
spontaneous(trying good food?).
Confident and enthusiastic(quite ba..).
Fun(do i look like a toy?).
Loves a challenge(who snores the loudest!).
EXTREMELY impatient(YEA!).
Sometimes selfish(yup yup..).
Short fuse. (easily angered..you bet)
Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing(teh!!!wrong!). Lose interest quickly(VERY!!) - easily bored(VERY!!!). Egotistical(got meh?). Courageous and assertive(not sure..). Tends to be physical and athletic(WRONG AGAIN!). 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.(DUN CARE!)

this type of spam mails hor...
dunno is nothing to do or what...

Just For Laughs

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An Appraisal Letter
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 by Author @ 10:58 PM

Dear Manager (HR),
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently,without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
Dear Manager (HR),

That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 for my true assessment of him. Signed - Project Leader
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this is funny!
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Driving Permit
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, August 26, 2007 by Author @ 4:45 PM

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut; then we'll talk about it."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."
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What Makes 100%?
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, August 23, 2007 by Author @ 9:21 PM

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What akes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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well well well...
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Kan Pei
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, August 16, 2007 by Author @ 2:20 PM

If you have ' Ang Mo (Westerner)' attending your wedding, please tell them what is 'Kan Pei', hahaa.....

Once there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupied only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists.

As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "KAN PEI" (bottoms up) gets louder and louder.

One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple gets closer to him.

" KAN PEI "... " KAN ...PEI"...!

The cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore.

He stood up on his chair and shouted: "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR YOU!"
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noted.
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Yearly Appraisal - What The Words Really Mean
Funny Jokes Posted on Saturday, July 14, 2007 by Author @ 4:15 PM

1) Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office
2) Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit
3) Good communication skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone
4) Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date
5) Active socially - Drinks a lot
6) Independent worker - No one knows what you are doing
7) Quick thinking - Gives excuses on the go
8) Careful thinker - Will not make decisions
9) Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it
10) Expresses themselves well - Speaks English
11) Meticulous attention to detail - A nit-picker
12) Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice
13) Exceptionally good judgment - Has been very lucky
14) Keen sense of humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15) Career minded - Back stabber
16) Loyal - Cannot get another job elsewhere
17) Plans for advancement/promotion - Buys drinks for all the boys
18) Of great value to the organization - Gets to work on time
19) Relaxed attitude - Sleeps on the desk

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Definition Of Sex
Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, June 28, 2007 by Author @ 11:24 PM

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man PCK: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menses?

PCK: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ?? Use your blain use your blainnn....

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.

PCK: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?

PCK: Use your blain, use your blainnnnn....Will you dig your nose in front of your class?Stupid!

S: Wah . . father you very good..
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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

1st MAN : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mother : No, Peter. Why?
Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells, "Oh god, are you still there?"

Customer : How much is that tie?
Salesman : Forty dollars.
Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.
Man : Why should I pay you so much?
Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid.
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Singaporeans
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, June 10, 2007 by Author @ 11:12 PM

There once was a very good old barber in New York.

One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.

But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."

The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?
Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Singaporean....
Have you got the answer?

....
a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut!

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God Will Help Me
Funny Jokes Posted on Monday, May 28, 2007 by Author @ 11:38 PM

There was a man called him Jim, who lived near a river. Jim was a very religious man.

One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat comes along and tells Jim to get in the boat with him. Jim says "No, that's ok. God will take care of me." So, the man in the boat drives off.

The water rises, so Jim climbs onto his roof. At that time, another boat comes along and the person in that one tells Jim to get in. Jim replies, "No, that's ok. God will take care of me." The person in the boat then leaves.

The water rises even more, and Jim climbs on his chimney. Then a helicopter comes and lowers a ladder. The woman in the helicopter tells Jim to climb up the ladder and get in. Jim tells her "That's ok." The woman says "Are you sure?" Jim says, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me.

Finally, the water rises too high and Jim drowns. Jim gets up to Heaven and is face-to-face with God. Jim says to God "You told me you would take care of me!
What happened?"

God replied "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"
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please please puh--lease....
dun be that dumb!
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Trial
Funny Jokes Posted on Monday, May 21, 2007 by Author @ 7:05 PM

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any _expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in. But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with Durian."
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Been to Prison Lately?
Funny Jokes Posted on Friday, May 18, 2007 by Author @ 7:54 PM

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
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5Cs + 5Ks
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, April 22, 2007 by Author @ 4:46 PM

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5 'C's?
Car, Condo,Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

The latest is 5 'K's ...
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for Singaporeans, Now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent...

Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

That's why "Singapore is solid" !
Malaysia is in such a bad shape because.......
Malaysia's "practice" to Simple Living :

5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House...

haha
this really made my day.

2008-02-27T17:54:00.000-08:00

i think..

im a very petty person
i bear grudges easily
i'm easily tempered
i'm easily led away by things
i'm very gullible(at times)
i don't like to wait for others to catch up to my pace
sometimes i don't go to people,i expect people to come to me
sometimes i think i'm not sensitive enough
sometimes i care only for me,myself and jingmin
i don't like to be answered with a "no"
i'm very very very very lazy(too lazy in fact)
i don't like people who don't keep their promises(really,i don't being toyed at)

would you still love me as who i am despite knowing all this un-tolerable truths?

if your answer is a yes,

then you should be glad to know that

i am willing to give
i am willing to share a cuppa with you and be your listener if you ever need me
i can be your loyal friend
i can encourage you when you're down
i can shop with you if you like!
i can be there if u ever need me(call me!)

most importantly!
i would love you for who you are!

a call to me is just a click away fyi...

2008-02-25T22:00:00.000-08:00

i am not addicted to blogging

i blog because i have nth to do

thats the truth

ah gawd..

awful lunch=upset stomach
(*shivers*)-_="

AHHH - CHOO!
If you just sneezed, something was probably irritating or tickling the inside of your nose. Sneezing, also called sternutation, is your body's way of removing an irritation from your nose.

When the inside of your nose gets a tickle, a message is sent to a special part of your brain called the sneeze center. The sneeze center then sends a message to all the muscles that have to work together to create the amazingly complicated process that we call the sneeze.

Some of the muscles involved are the abdominal (belly) muscles, the chest muscles, the diaphragm (the large muscle beneath your lungs that makes you breathe), the muscles that control your vocal cords, and muscles in the back of your throat. Don't forget the eyelid muscles! Did you know that you always close your eyes when you sneeze?

It is the job of the sneeze center to make all these muscles work together, in just the right order, to send that irritation flying out of your nose. And fly it does - sneezing can send tiny particles speeding out of your nose at up to 100 miles per hour!

Most anything that can irritate the inside of your nose can start a sneeze. Some common things include dust, cold air, or pepper. When you catch a cold in your nose, a virus has made a temporary home there and is causing lots of swelling and irritation. Some people have allergies, and they sneeze when they are exposed to certain things, such as animal dander (which comes from the skin of many common pets) or pollen (which comes from some plants).

Do you know anyone who sneezes when they step outside into the sunshine? About one out of every three people sneezes when exposed to bright light. They are called photic sneezers (photic means light). If you are a photic sneezer, you got it from one of your parents because it is an inherited trait. You could say that it runs in your family. Most people have some sensitivity to light that can trigger a sneeze.

Have you ever had the feeling that you are about to sneeze, but it just gets stuck? Next time that happens, try looking toward a bright light briefly (but don't look right into the sun) - see if that doesn't unstick a stuck sneeze!

ve been doing that whole morning..
sometimes it just feels good letting 'everything' out,you know what i mean?

my house=no different from any garang guni's hse(for now)
reason-everything was brought back from my father's shop to his own house
but the thing i look forward to is not all that extra chairs etc...
but to the 3 hampers,dunno given by who..ha..food!wine!

'a-job-less' father of mine is sinking into the pillow and enjoying that feel good moment of retirement.

retirement..
sounds so scary.
yet many people yearn for that.i wonder why.i sincerely believe that if you don't work,your brain's activity not only slows you down,but mentally too...

thats why i actually don't want my dad to retire so soon.
at least wait till he has some grand children ma,even though its just a matter of time,no doubting who will fulfil that wish of his first.ha!

really im serious..i told him many many times already..
all he said was..
'tired lah'

hai

and boy,is he looking forward to IR.haiyo..until to a point when he said..'i want to buy a house in Marine Parade."
why?-i said
can go east coast park,can go jogging ma-my dad
and IR lo-added my mum
*roll me eye ba*

2008-02-24T23:09:00.000-08:00

am offically off to ShangHai from 26th march to 3 april..

finally!...

really really want to get out of singapore

really

really

really

but what sucks is...

after the trip...

hai...

need to wait for a long time before going out again..!

aarrgghh...

why singapore sOOO small....

2008-02-22T00:20:00.000-08:00

i seriously wonder how some people could just get out of their lives and just so shopping shopping and shopping..
so 'free'

such a tai tai life..
would u want it?
i would..
only for a few months though if you are saying about singapore..
i guess that'll be enough seeing the size and places that one could go to..

many a times i would fanatize about a life like that..
really shop till you drop that kind..

me mum keep asking me to find a rich husband so that she could live in a big house..ha..my husband better fulfil that 'filial-son' part in that enrolment form of mine..
if not, mummie...say bye bye ba to your big house with garden..

but in actual fact..
i'll kill if my husband is a bigger spender than me...and he should hate shopping..
why?to avoid me from over spending..
good theory huh?

i'm thinking if i were to have my honeymoon,i would take one month off..serious..

some of the above are results of my day dreaming in work..
some of it are really wishes..
pray that most of it come thru though..

anyways...
the reason why im thinking of this again is becos im bored...
my meaning of nothing to do..
SIMPLY just nothing to do
that sucks...
big time.

2008-02-21T18:11:00.000-08:00

was 'on leave' on wed and thurs...
so shuang!
slept until like dunno when...
zzz...
would have been more shuang if i dun have fever and sore throat..
nevermind..
been asking God for this...
i need to rest!
zzzz

i seriously dun understand why when i undertook my attachment in Shang,a day couldn't go by without working and yet in AIG or in IDS...im praying for mc...
haha..

how ironic!-_-"

when this happened quite a few times...
i seriously wana ask my body..
what's up man!
in Shang so jia lat but so healthy!
in AIG or IDS so 'song',yet is like work 2 days off 3 days kind of pattern..
power leh..

weird ba...only thing that i could say..

Nowadays i felt that my thinking became more and more political..
more...hmm...i dunno..

MRT!
i felt that for elders who dun have seat and want to have seat should speak up,same likewise for those who seen elders who are having trouble should give up ya seat no matter how far is your journey..
really leh...

somemore for those who are noise abusers...in mrt or bus..feel like hittin the person with a harry potter book..hard and thick!
piang eh..
blood boil...
techno somemore!
harm my ears!
nth but trouble for my hearing!

for s'pore being chosen for hosting the first youth olympics
when i saw the news...i told my parents...s'pore die liao la...
more busy...haha...
the mockery!
but anyways...
good lo...
more 'reputation' for the country..
not bad..

my venting is done!

2008-02-18T23:04:00.000-08:00

here are some great (and stupid) funny pick up lines and chat up lines:

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me!

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? My jaw!

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I’ll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how guyy time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a guy can get

Guy: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pull my finger.

Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

Woguy, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room!

courtesy of innocentenglish.com
ha!

2008-02-18T01:22:00.000-08:00

A hundred things to see
When you're finding ways to kill time when there's nothing to do at work.

001. Real Name - Loo Jing Min

002. Nickname - alot leh(cat cum meow,katherine,polar bear,Di Yi Nu Wang,min min and lots more!)

003. Single or taken - Single

004. Astrological Sign - Aries

005. Male or Female - FeMale

006. Elementary School - Naval Base Primary School

007. Ipod - (White)

008. How many buddies on your Friendster list - dunno leh..2 hundred plus ba..

009. Friendster name - forgot..must be full name..

010. Hair Color - brown...

012. Hair Long or Short - yi ban yi ban...gan qing bu shan!

014. Eye Color - Brown

015. Are you health freak - definitely NOT

016. Height - 156cm

017. Do you have a crush on someone - what a stupid question..

018. Do you like yourself - Yeah i guess

020. Think you're awesome? - wah..if i were to reply this...should i say that my self esstem would be...wow...ha..wateva

021. Piercings - ears..one each

022. Tattoo - fake ones counted?

024. Surgery - Yup.

025. First piercing - forgot!

026. First best friend - Cynthia Lim and Chow ShiYin(ha..must put their surnames!)

027. First Award - Some bursary award in pri sch i think..

028. First Sport You Joined - TAF CLUB!counted?

029. First pet - fishes...now...fishes...

030. First vacation - Malaysia lah...

031. First Concert - In kindergarten

032. First Love - oppss...none...if i were to count my parents in..then yup!

*Favorites
033. Favorite movie - too much!

034. Favorite tv show - Discovery Living..HBO~

035. Colors - Black, blue red!

036. Music - im appreciative of all kinds..

039. Drink - Nothing in particular

040. Body part not on the face - ha...none leh...not satisifed!

041. Cartoon - baby blues!

042. Favorite piece of clothing - whatever thats nice?

043. Brand Of Clothing - topshop...dorothy perkins etc..

044. What do you sleep with - A pillow?

045. Favorite School - Blk 832 #**-****

046. Favorite Animal(s) - Husky!

047. Favorite Book - Dan brown...i've read da vinci code years before the movie was made ok!

048. Favorite Magazine(s) - read little abt tt now..

049. Food - Hokkien Mee!but love many others too..so not favouable to say...

050. I'm drinking - On my saliva

052. I'm about to - Go home in 2 mins!

053. Listening to - Nothing

055. Waiting For - No one

056. Watching - The world go by.

057. Wearing - work clothes. -_-

*Your Future
058. Want Kids - Yes

059. Want to Get Married - Definitely

060. Career in Mind - Psychologist or Psychiatrist ba..is the spelling rite?

068. Lips or Eyes - Eyes

069. Hugs or Kisses - hugs mayb

070. Shorter or Taller - taller!

072. Romantic or Spontaneous - both!

073. Nice stomach or nice arms - Both of course

074. Sensitive or Loud - Er, both?

075. Hook-up or Relationship - Relationship

076. Sweet or Caring - Both again.

077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant - Definitely NOT a trouble maker

*Have you ever
078. Kissed a Stranger - No

079. Drank bubbles - No

080. Lost glasses/contacts - none...cos am having plano eyesight?

081. Ran Away From Home - to the staircase?

082. Broken a bone - No

083. Got an X-ray - Yes

084. Broken a heart - yeap..hee*blush*

085. Someone Broke Yours - nope..

086. Turned Someone Down - Yes

087. Cried When Someone Died - yes

088. Cried at school - Yes

*Do You Believe In
089. Jesus - With all my heart

090. Miracles - Yes

091. Love at first sight - Not really

093. Aliens - no

094. Magic - No

095. Heaven - Yes

096. Santa Claus - NO! He still owes me lots of presents since i was a kid. Wait..there are so many of them.

097. Sex on the first date - No

098. Kissing on the First Date - Nope

099. Angels - Yes, i would like to meet you if you consider yourself one. (:

100. Is there someone you want to be with right now? - yes..in fact 2..my mum and dad. i miss my mummy and daddy. =((

2008-02-13T22:07:00.000-08:00

in regards to R/S

i really tot abt it many times..
a ton actually

you know..
when is my Mr Right coming?etc etc etc..

but anyways..no reason to really think abt tat..who am i kindin?
i dun even understand why am i fretting in here
should i panic becos im still a dummy at r/s?

Happy Valentines to those LoveBirds out there thou..
for those who are single..
pray harder ba..
;p
me supervisors bd is today..the one should be happy is her husband..
hitting 2 birds with one stone by celebrating 2 special days together..ha!

anyways
i felt that i would really would love a job that can let me travel around..
really...im thinking even if its tiring and all..
i guess i would love a job like that
ha..
dun ask me why...
i just envy those whose work can let them travel.
btw...
my meaning of travelling is not from newton to pasir ris to orchard that kind...
its like from singapore to europe to aussie that kind hor...

anyways!
49 words

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2008-02-11T16:58:00.000-08:00

received quite alot during cny
ashamed to say,
gambled quite a bit...with my family..
through that..won quite abit too..
imagine he took out 500 bucks worth of 2 dollar notes...all eaten up by his children..quite a loss i might say..
overall was fun
but was a bit disappointed to know that we'll not be going back to malaysia..

shall share what i did for my new year

first day
went to visit 5 places in total
and then my family and i went to cathy to catch a movie..
dun play play lo...
still got quite a number of people there wor..
was surprised to see a crowd even..

second and third day..
slacked..i even forgot how i spent the 2 days..
jia lat..

fourth day...
chiong again...
went 5 places..wah
only one word to describe

TIRED

but i like..ha!
and played mahjong!

fel si bei addicted to it liao...

for those who love her..
please do not get a mahjong table and a mahjong set for her birthday
YOU WILL DESTROY HER

ha jus kiddin..

2008-01-31T23:29:00.000-08:00

few more days to CNY...!
am SO looking forward lo..
missed last year's due to my attachment

ahh...
so looking forward
so looking forward....
wee!!5 more days to go!

2008-01-29T17:08:00.000-08:00

im very angry at this person.

ive never talked to him face to face before

ive only seen him once

yet we're considered to be colleagues as we sort of work hand in hand together

he dun really call unless it was something bad,which is normal for our case

but whenever he talked to me

piang eh,should i be bu shuang or you bu shuang

im really pissed off at his attitude,talk abt serving customers

when i answered his phone,my voice was quite monotone

then there was silence

then i said hello?

'is this the way to talk to customers?'

piang eh!you my customer ah?
my customer's much better than you leh!
dun downgrade them to your standard!

ive already forgotten when is the last time i was so pissed of at anything
i consider myself to have a 'good' temper
so really
this guy is the kind of needle needed for testing my temper

i need a punching bag right now..

2008-01-27T22:59:00.000-08:00

am turning to the big 2 soon

how different life is goin to be?

how is the 1 different from the 2?

sometimes i really wish to remain under the 1 category..

really..

no worries...
no troubles..
no responsibilities to hold on to...
no need to 'flatter' ppl..

jus wan to laugh my head off at things...
be childish...
be stupid...
be what i wan 2 be...
not what others wants me to be...

so free...

but sometimes...i do need a little awakening...
if not i'll just snuck up to my snoring dad and just lay beside him..
thinking..
am i still your little girl?

time passes so fast...

maybe the next entry similar to this will happen in another 20 years time ba..

can i be the female in the picture in 50 years time?

anyways..
on a lighter note...
time really passes fast leh!
haha so fast going to lunar new year le...
hai...
i've been grinning like mad nowadays...
cos ive missed last year's CNY due to my attachment..ha..
still remember the Lion dance that came to the resturant...
AAHH!!
this year must collect many many ang baos!
take this excuse to say i wanna exercise ba!
ahahah!

had my nails done...nice!but dunno whether can it last till CNY?hah...5 diamonds broke off liao...haa...tt shows im violent!
going to have my hair done soon...
clothes...no need le ba...

bought 3 dresses ytd...at bugis...wah piang...cannot walk in there de lo...tot that i was slimmer for a sec in there...

anyways
Happy New Year!!
ang bao ang bao ang bao ang bao ang bao
i wan ANG BAo!!!!!

2008-01-24T18:09:00.000-08:00

What Your Handwriting Says About You

You are sometimes a very energetic person, but you are sometimes quite lethargic. You're moody, prone to ups and downs, and you don't have a lot of endurance.

You are somewhat outgoing, but you're not a natural extrovert. You think first before you act. You tend to be independent, rational, and logical.

You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others.

You need a bit of space in your life, but you're not a recluse. You expect people to give you a small amount of privacy, and you respect their privacy as well.

You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart.

You are a poor communicator. No one really knows exactly what you're getting at.

What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

i find this quite true wor...

anyways...
let u guys know what happened to my assignment..
as im supposed to pass up on tues...
i couldnt finish..so i asked the teacher for a extended dateline...
asked for the next day...
hold and behold..

system crashed when i reached home to edit..
hai...
solution?
take leave...

2008-01-24T17:16:00.000-08:00

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence

You shine in your ability to relate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.

You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Modifying

Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you.
You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion.

You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested.
You tend to ground those around you and add stability.

What's Your Thinking Style?

hope that this is true though..hee

You Should Play the Violin

You are highly intelligent, and mastering difficult subjects never intimidates you.
And while you may not be musical yet, you have a good ear - and you're sensitive to subtle differences in music.

You are dedicated and studious. You have a great work ethic.
You study well under a teacher, and you don't mind repeating tasks or following instructions.

Expressive and moody, you are very likely to convey a variety of rich emotions through your music.
You are definitely a passionate person... passionate enough to truly love the violin.

Your dominant personality characteristic: your high intelligence

Your secondary personality characteristic: your sensitivity

What Musical Instrument Should You Play?

piang eh...volin...kidding me wor...

What Elizabeth Means

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

some of it quite true though..

You Are 67% Perfectionist

You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others.
While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high!

Are You a Perfectionist?

really?

Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!

What's Your Ideal Pet?

how accurate could that be?
my ideal pet is a cat...hai..

bored...weekend!~
zzz....

2008-01-20T18:42:00.000-08:00

2008-01-20T17:52:00.000-08:00

am yawning my head of again

thanks to many...who helped to do my experiment..ha
THANK YOU!
so easy to do loh!
should have seen ace when she did it..
she practically panicked!
ha...
but ace...dun worry...
you are not the slowest..wahah!

half completed my assignment..
have 1000+++ words more to go on my report
tmr is the deadline...
imagine how stressed am i now?
thank God that my workload is not that full..
so that i can sneak off to websites to do research...

degree is not easy at all!
and this is only my first module wor..
-_-""
-_-"""""!

2008-01-17T19:08:00.000-08:00

what happens if u were to have lack of sleep?

constant yawning for the whole morning...

am rushing my assignment...
imagine...i need to do a experiment from scratch...somemore from a program that i've never heard of before...
God!
help!

2008-01-14T23:13:00.000-08:00

sometimes i wonder when can i write until so poetic...
that makes your article look very..'chim'?
haha...does that 'eccenuate' the power of your language even more?

happiness.
Wikipedia-Happiness is an emotion in which one experiences feelings ranging from contentment and satisfaction to bliss and intense joy.

Thesaurus
A condition of supreme well-being and good spirits: beatitude, blessedness, bliss, cheer, cheerfulness, felicity, gladness, joy, joyfulness.

such a good feeling.....

2008-01-10T21:29:00.000-08:00

Those who do not choose their own plans of life, says John Stuart Mill are no better than apes..
” The human facilities of perception, judgement, discriminative feeling, mental activity, and even moral preference, are only exercised only in making a choice..He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any other faculty than the ape-like one of imitation…”
—On Liberty (Three Essays)

When will you start to make a choice?

2008-01-07T18:58:00.000-08:00

my colleague pointed out a mistake that i've made in work..
she said really nicely,
but its like a cold water being slapped right across my face..
and now im being emo...

but today is really a bad day for me...so many mistakes!
crazy wor!

is being emo a sin?

what am i becoming into?
to the point that i don't like people saying that im wrong..
(duh..who does right?)
i don't feel angry at myself
but is my brain functioning!!?

God,take charge!

or is it that im just plain paranoid?

2008-01-03T20:41:00.000-08:00

ACE
I WANT SHEPHERDING!

2 hours is enough.

2008-01-01T21:12:00.000-08:00

a new year
a new start
a new change
a new me

are you ready?

i am.
come on!
do u wanna be left behind?

2007-12-27T20:48:00.000-08:00

a list came out of no-where

i want to improve my guit
i want to love more
i want to bake cookies!and cakes.....of course...and wanna bake me own pizza...james!
i want to understand more
i want to get iphone
i want to listen more
i want to get my own room
i want to be more hardworking(cos i dun wanna be lazy..could i?hee)
i want to go thail!

and lastly,i just wanna be....myself...Elizabeth Loo Jing Min..whom God has created me to be..

din really 'enjoy' this festive season as much as i would expect..
no reason whatsoever...
maybe...
maybe....
maybe.....

hai....

but seriously speaking..if i were to organise a christmas party...i think it would be very home-y..
just fellowship....
open presents....
eat...and eat...
cook together....
countdown...
carolling...

ah....that would be nice...not exactly games needed la...
its just a date to remember Jesus's birth...so how can we fully utilise the date to commerate His Birthday?
hmmm....

2007-12-25T21:15:00.000-08:00

my brothers and i went shopping a few days ago...
FIRST time i went out with my brothers like that...
can u believe it!?
hai...
but don't see them like that...they're weaker then me wor!
not in terms of buying....but in terms of that i still wanted to continue but they refused as they're legs are 'tired'...
so ok lo...
ha...
went to so much places!
the money that my dad gave me was all spent..as he asked us to get our new year clothes in advance...
considering the time now...its really advance...ha!

but had a great time...

christmas service de drama...dunno what to say...
but as i 'looked' to the left and right...
i still can't catch any ball...
where's the climax!?
at most i remember that director keep cutting the scenes only wor...

anyways...
felt guilty at work...
alot of people gave me presents but i only gave chocolates to those who work directly with me...haha...
i received quite a bundle this year...
a HUGE elmo!won it during my company's christmas party...u know whats the game?tie the balloon ard your leg...the last person with the balloon intact wins...whats my strategy?be a silent player...ha!
received 2 pairs of earrings...
ring...
bear keychain..
frog massager..
the mini toons 'beater'
towel...
bath gels..
photo frame..
2 cups..
and lots and lots of chocolates

spent christmas at home 'mediating'..
went to lunch with my family..
went back and washed all my new clothes...hai...really leh...i've become more and more home-y..
tidied my shelf...got rid of those taking up space for nothing...
sewed on those clothes that are in lack of something..
wa...
and read my storybooks...die...overdue liao.
and ordered pizza for dinner...my treat lo....

*dad gave me a present too...hah...like it so much!dun wan to say what it is.. hehe..!

....hmm.....ha..update soon....new year coming soon!
merry christmas everybodyy!

2007-12-19T00:07:00.001-08:00

simple act of love

my brother called as im working..and asked

bro:'why yesterday when you come back home your face so black when you came home yesterday?something happened between your colleagues or church friends?'

he really asked like this...

then i answered
"eh...actually im ok ah...u think too much darling.."

bro:'oh ok lo...bubbye.."

first time he has been this concerned..

so i smsed him..."called just for that?ha..my darling..oh my darling you are growing up just FINE..love ya babe"

he always will be my baby brother whom i'll tickle and annoy and disturb...and suddenly he wasn't thAT simple as i tot anymore..

but that call made my day..

2007-12-19T00:06:00.001-08:00

LEFT OR RIGHT?
How to identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands. If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain

Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:

Right-Left:
Considerate, traditional, indirect typeCan instinctly read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking intiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

Right-Right:
Loves challenges typeStraightfoward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they dont listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left:
Dedicated, cold, perfectionistVery logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponets, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right:
Likes to take care of others, leader typeHas a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

im left right....pretty accurate for me...ha!

2007-12-18T21:18:00.000-08:00

SO excited!

haha....later going to have a white christmas with my colleagues...

hehe...we're having our christmas party at SNOW CITY!

is it cool or what....whahahaha!

but....hai...broke....
christma=presents....

was so stupid yesterday...went for school to find out yesterday wasn't the date but its supposed to be today...

few minutes later...i receive a sms from school to inform me that the class is cancelled....hai...

thank god for that...
why?

so that i can enjoy my white christmas in peace...
not in worrying wat i've missed for class.....

i love my desk....haha
u couldn't believe how i decorated it...

i've a fake flower from xiuzhen in a vase that previously was occupied by roses...
real one de hor!
i've xiuzhen's pig....haha....2 stuff from xiuzhen....i make FULL use of presents given to me de hor!
i've got my brother's yellow elephant....
my dirty stuff dog from mini toons...
my cute tortoise from KL....see...not bad...flew overseas with me...so privileged...
caregroup's keychain dog....of which the chain broke....
my handphone holder....i dunno whats it called...its from mini toons de...its a soft toy de face...
my octopus radio...haha....recent merchandise...which am currently using...
and my chewing gum...
with a few erotic pictures...wahaha!

my supervisior said i got 'cute' taste...haha....
ohya....all the soft toys hor...imagine that i build it into a animal pyramid....
ha!

am doing well in work...
abit bored at times...
but i like the work...
its the travelling that is of a problem now...but i guess i'll get over it ba..ha..
so do email me at
elizabeth.loo@idsgroup.com
if u got anything to share....im more then willing to reply IF im free...
wahha

cheers!

2007-12-13T01:27:00.000-08:00

hai...

this is what i felt when the person whom i got my reply from the person who is dealing with my online shopping....

cos they're gonna refund me the money back...diao....

no reason why...

at least they BOTHERED to return me the money...

better then not returning and no response from them for a month...

nevermind!MORE MONEY TO SPEND THEN I GUESS!
think positive ba hor?
ha....

anyways...am having a new job...
quite boring....its a order processing coordinator...
but also known as customer service representative in this company....

only do 2 things...
answer phone calls and do invoices...sian!
abit far...

but pay good...

so does it balance up??

haha....thank God the people here are nice....hehe....

2007-12-05T04:27:00.000-08:00

i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop i got my laptop!!!
wwooohooo!!

my friend is very very wicked...
i called her to tell her that i've bought her most wanted laptop and what she managed is
u managed to get inside wor????
-_-

cos where i've bought is from sitex....
very squeezy...
so closely nipped together until that there was one point where my brother suddenly braked and my foot knocked into him..
causing my poor toe to lose half of the nail...
hai.....

i like my laptop i like my laptop i like my laptop i like my laptop i like my laptop!

im grinning im grinning im grinning......

2007-11-30T22:12:00.000-08:00

on my way to my retail therapy...
cya guys lata!
woo hoo!!!

2007-11-23T20:41:00.001-08:00

does retail therapy really works?

hee but i go for the retail part...wouldn't care less whether or not does the therapy part is effective!

am currently obessed in 'gathering-songs'....be it legal or not..
and getting a laptop soon..
sitex coming!

2007-11-20T02:52:00.000-08:00

hmm....sian!

haaha....just dyed my hair...

i look like a ghost!

haiyo...!

too pale liao.....

the trainee hairdresser left the hair for too long le.....sian leh...

thank God i din spend much on this....hehe.....

jia lat rite........!wait till you guys see my hair during service ba...

look and be prepared...

come to think of it...

i din colour my hair for.........

6 years leh!

this is the second time dying....

first time in secondary school...

haha me=pai kia!

so really dun play play wor....!

2007-11-07T23:19:00.000-08:00

hmm...this week is a very short week..
thank god due to deepavali....
so Happy Deepavali to Jey and Ced...
they are the only indians that i really know of...

almost coming to the end of the year...
and i've been thinking alot...
went through many things...
be it happy or bad....
i pray that God is forever there :)
it sort of....rythmes..is it that spelling?
oh God....need to brush up on my ang mo liao...

anyways find it weird....
as this month....
there's sort of like a determination to e disciplined...
really....
until i went to tidy up my table...and when i asked my friend for her cloth as i wanna clean up...she said...are u sick?...i said no leh....
i also dunno why i wana do it....but just feel like.....haha...
this is only one example...a breakthrough ba!

and i've started going back to the lib after so many years...
i really missed reading books...
haha...am i considered a bookworm then?
i duno...i just love reading....

anyways wanna quit my job and find a full time job...
pay too little...and im bored working there....really leh..
BORED!
any lobangs ma????

contact me at 968*****2!

ciaos~

2007-10-22T22:17:00.000-07:00

am currently crazy regarding to online shopping....wahhahaha

anyways...a website for those who are more blessed in size like me....
this is the website that u MUST visit!
the clothes there....hmm.....most.....80% are recommended to buy.....
http://tw.user.bid.yahoo.com/tw/show/auctions?userID=orangebear68&u=:orangebear68

go and take a look!
its for girls only btw!~

another website

www.taiwan-spree.blogspot.com

there is a range of bags websites to clothings to websites where there are guys clothings available.

*guys clothes look nice loh*blush*

2007-10-14T22:51:00.000-07:00

damn the weather...
now my mood is like the weather in front of me.....raining......heavily......
so now i feel..................sleepy.......
die...........
*my table faces the window btw*

2007-10-09T01:52:00.001-07:00

faster think!
don't waste time!

2007-10-08T23:55:00.001-07:00

hmm...what i really wanna do in life?
God...gimme one day off to think!

2007-10-03T23:15:00.000-07:00

there's a whole department meeting....haha...no one at all except for the temp staff...
hope they wun be back soon thou...
von von's birthday yesterday....wanted to upload the video of her feeding abigail....but no usb and everything in office....
too bad.....boy is she shocked!wahahahahaaha...wanted to kiss her de leh....
in the end.....she was so shocked that her whole face turned red....
and as a loving sista....i dun wanna add more colours to her face....

want to quit my job badly....
office work....
eat....sit......eat......sit.......
die lar!
my size is already very blessed liao......
God wants to add on to it......
jia lat..........
somemore pay so little until i really wanna scream.....
and all those who still owe me $$$$$.....pls return if u can....
msg me to inform me that u even REMEMBER that you have borrow money from me....
so to help me keep track......
haiyo....

having a biblical loanshark chasing her own debts ain't a nice sight!
want that loanshark to give u teaching on how to manage yourself finanically in the Kingdom Of God?
call the toll-free number:1900-i-need-help-888

now:watching a ang mo reading a book in bikini.....im straight...get that information rite....its just that im desk faces the swimming pool of Gallery hotel....God knows to bless me......what can i do?

loved the harry potter books....
cant help to read and re-read and re-read over again.......any other JK Rowling books u came upon....
please contact elizabeth loo jing min @ her mobile phone...
dunno her mobile phone....go repent!
wahahaha no la jus kidding...
email me at elizabethloojingmin@hotmail.com jiu ke yi......
im serious leh.....not joking.......

2007-09-11T00:08:00.000-07:00

hey folks....
am outta town till next week tues....
japan!
here i come!
yataaaaaaa!!!!!

2007-09-07T03:14:00.000-07:00

accidently saw my ah gong's card the other day...
and i realised his name was Loo Chwee Poh...
my name is Loo Jing Min....
my grandpa has been gone after 1 or 2 years i was borne....
so not much of any memory of him...
kinda wondered what kind of grandpa would he be?..........

now:thinking....and abt to feel a wave of bowels moving....

2007-09-03T22:05:00.000-07:00

Dear God,
let me know you again..
let me learn how to love you...
i wanna go back to your arms again...

give me discipline to read your word...
give me compassion to love your people...

thank you

2007-09-03T21:29:00.000-07:00

bored at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aarrrggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPU went into ICU....
in the end.....
i got nothing to do!!!!!!!!!

bored until i feel like crying.....
im using my friend's PC now btw....
hai..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-27T22:34:00.001-07:00

eww....felt something stuck in the middle of my throat and nose....
thats something about being sick....
eeeewwwww.............................!
feel very awful leh!
pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui pui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-27T22:17:00.000-07:00

to my elder brother
this few nights you have appeared in my mind
for some other reason and some for no reasons at all
what will you be like
who do you want to be the most
what kind of brother will you be to me
this are the one of the few questions that came to my mind

you have no idea how much i missed you
the comfort of your presence that it will give to me
the advices that you'll give that would make me see you with so much respect

what would you be like
how will you look like
i miss you very much elder brother of mine..

2007-08-13T04:38:00.000-07:00

Hey there..
Almost the whole of the cg is going to the Hope Run is Sunday…
Can u believe it???
Just pray that the majority will run alrite?^_=
Haha…
Im definitely run half of the race with the rest walking….
That’s my speed!
We’re joining the family run….3.2km
Dun think I can last in the Hope run though…..6km leh!
Anyways….haha…..am getting my half month pay in 1 days time!
Cant wait!
Cant wait for my back account to grow heavier actually!
Anyways……
This few days are spending more time at the office cos im waiting for my parents to fetch me….
Dunno leh…..abit lazy!
Ah repent!
Anyways the tot is already there wahaha….
Missed quite a number of people actually….
Felt emo…..
Missed shangri-la de ren!
I saw RAYMOND YIN AKA AH GONG OF THE LINE RESTAURANT IN SHANG-RI LA HOTEL in the newspapers loh…
And u couldn’t believe the headlines man…
Something to do with letting the old folks work even longer….
Haha
And my ‘ah gong’ is going to retire in 3 years time lo….
Nice life….every month 7K….drives a BMW….
Opps!!!
What did I say?
Executive chef leh…
Dun play play….
Haha….can’t help but to laugh whenever I recall about a scene where I ‘talked-back’ to him….
EVERYONE in the restaurant was impressed cos NOBODY dared to do that!
all had the "W-O-W-E-D!!!" look when my friend who was there with me began to spread ard.....
Haha
But whenever ah gong is with me he acts so gay de….AIYO!
Cannot tahan….
Jingmin:’today whats the date huh?"
Ah gong:"11 ah….forgot so fast ah….on the 9th we went to sunbathe only leh!"
Im not kidding lo…
He really said like tt lo….
Couldn’t believe that I was angry with him a few moments ago…….
Haha
But whenever ah gong is with me he acts so gay de….
Cannot tahan….
Jingmin:’today whats the date huh?"
Ah gong:"11 ah….forgot so fast ah….on the 9th we went to sunbathe only leh!"
Im not kidding lo…
He really said like tt lo….
Couldn’t believe that I was angry with him a few moments ago…….

2007-08-10T04:09:00.000-07:00

hi guys....
long time din update le....
whahahaha...
anyways....am now working at AIG...
part time....and now am still here..typing away....
waiting for my folks to come fetch me...
ain't i blessed??
anyways....
will update again....see my mood...
haha...
whether should i post up some pictures during cg where joel became the SHREK!....
or even when he tried to act cute for the cameras....
or even.......
maybe one video of the fireworks that i recorded during NDP preview....
haha....
the ndp preview was fun!
becos of all the stimulated cabinet 'ministers'....by a guy who simply carried a small sign saying "cabinet ministers"...
the whole crowd practically sniggered when the stimulated guy of LKY came out of the car...
smiling so goof-ie-ly loh!!like so ah bang!
haha...
anyways...
am excited for the new change coming about in DI6
are you???^_^

2007-06-22T00:27:00.000-07:00

a truly authentic expression of how a sheep loves her sheperd..
wake up to ya worse nightmare!!my impression when i saw this...
i wonder e ppl who createdts boards are christians or not?
act cute!!abi went ard taking photos of herself and placing them as wallpapers lo!

fel and huiling..if fel is taller...i think hl needs a chair to balance up..
yaoming acting cool......
e 3 musketeers!
sean acting dao....e exact oppo of his smiling shepherd..

one of e rare moments of yvon acting cute!!wallpaper!
raindeer and dog=raining deers and dogs??
should i pity veron for once?

look at her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!got 2 kids laughing at her lo!

bystanding sheep looking helplessly at her own shepherd..
e 4 "chio bu-s" of DI6...'puke!!!'
an original photo of brokeback mountain...(girls version)
von von and eliz!

photos during our cg at east coast...

jus rode the bike for 1 round....came back and let val ride.....

dunno whether is it counted as wasting my $6 or blessing someone with it....i choose e 2nd one....

in the end....my butt hurted for 2 days....

one round only leh!!!!

wah liew.....

anyways...graduating soon!

1st of july!

HS going to NS on that day!

Valerie bd today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....

HAPPY BIRTH....DAY TO VVAAAALLLLEEERRRIIIIEEEE...........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

grow in the Lord!

jia you jia you

dun really add oil....

but u get wat i mean..............

love ya sis muacks!!!double muacks!

my add change le!

the other blog disappeared from my acc!

qi si ren!!!!