am having a mad dash towards time nowadays

thought that this would be the day before i leave for my holiday,that i could slack,din occur at any one period where i would be even more busier.

yup..too busy..

until i gotta hand all of my unattended work to my colleague.FIRST TIME~!!!!

sorry~~!

leaving at 6.30 am in the mornin

now...its..11.27pm

having just celebrated my mum's bd~*mouth wide-yawn~*

will be back just before my bd..yay!

am definitely not coming back without a big haul~*grins*

aaahhh....

chin-ah!!

wait up~

20 Fun things to do in a movie theater.

Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these.
1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.
2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs.
3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.
4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.
5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.
6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen you in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were you thinking?" Angrily move to another seat if you choose the latter.
7. Try to see how many pieces of popcorn you can put in the hair of the person in front of you without them noticing.
8. Come inside the theater in the middile of a movie. Walk along the front where evertone can see you. Trip and fall, then quietly slip out of the theater.
9. During the movie, keep turning around to look at the person behind you in an annoyed manner.
10. Get a group of friends to walk into a theater as a crowd of zombies. Limp and moan your way to your seats.
11. Go to the front where you buy the tickets. Order tickets for 3 different movies that all start at the same time. When the ticket seller asks you about this, walk out and don't come back.
12. Wear a really tall hat and sit in front of someone. When they ask you to take it off, take out a pair of scissors and start destroying the hat.
13. Wear and eyepatch and buy some popcorn. When your in the theater, ask everyone around you in a sinister voice(and a British accent) "Would you... would like some of my...my popcorn Sir or Madame?" Say the Sir or Madame part to everyone, even if you know if it's a man or woman.
14. Shout one word: FIRE!!! Then run.
15. Sit in the back and bring a water bottle. In the middle of the movie, say very loudly, "Damn, when is this movie gonna end? Gotta pee. Gotta pee!" Open the water bottle slightly and spray the people near you.
16. Wait until someone sits next to you. Wait a while, then pretend to fall asleep. Snore in an annoying way and drool as much as you can.
17. Get a cell phone and put the volume all the way up. Get the ringtone from the series 24 if possible. If you can't get that ringtone, get one that sounds very proffesional and serious. Have a friend call you during a quiet scene. Answer it loudly and say, "Damn it! They're here... right now? I knew this day would come." Get up to leave and before you exit say, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to be alarmed. Now I need you to listen to me. STAY IN THIS THEATER UNTIL I COME BACK." Then run out humming the Mission Impossible theme.
18. Near the end of the movie, say "Holy elevators Batman!" then run out.
19. Sit at the top and block the projection with your hand.
20. After the movie ends, run to the bathroom and sit on the floor and cry. Whe people ask what's wrong, tell them that the movie scared you(works even better if it was a comedy or an animated film).
Have fun guys! But don't get thrown out of the theater. My suggestion: Don't try #14. Please rate!

HA...
im gonna watch a movie later..
would like to try #2,#7 and #17.
if i could~!

To al the Parents and Grandparents out there !!!!

THE TEA PARTY
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
THE END (I hear you laughing!)

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions, things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house, and mow the lawn. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

this is considered the last week i'm gonna offically attend tertiary service le ba..

am feeling very neutral even though i know that i will miss most of you guys..

i've been in tertiary for about..
close to 3 years?
many growths,disappointments,joy,excitment,anger,'diao-ness',correction etc etc
this is the place where i've experienced most in my spiritual walk.

my decision to move on is not a rash decision

i've considered many factors before i came onto this conclusion

i do really hope that everything goes on smoothly in adults,i mean the adaptation and everything
jia you ba!~


BIG BIG thanks for those who has shepherded me..
your sincerity,your effort,your time etc has 'made' me to be who i am now
and im really grateful for your existence in my life
continue to empower the next generation ba!

Meihwa
thanks for accepting me for who i am and my weaknesses..
i dun think im a very good sheep
i find that i dun open up to you enough~
ha
anyways..i really treasured the times we had together..
even remembered our first shepherdin
when we lay down on the grass at raffles place..
and i did sth embarrassing..!
and the first time ace and i joined dmm..
ahh!!
haha
thanks for being there in my life..
really
thanks~
i really appreciate whatever that you've done for me.

ace
we're not shepherd and sheep for very long..
but i din treat you much as a shepherd i must confess ha..
treat you more as a friend cos i feel that if i were to think in that way..i would open up to you more..
anyways..this is only the start
DI will grow de!
open minded-ness and sincerity will win the people's heart and respect.
of course with God's Word too~
gambatte~

How to put 2 'wills' together in a sentence?
God's Will will always last.

i am a terrible terrible student

din know that today got class until i received a sms in regards to informing me the venue of the class..

jialat!

din bring my books along...


tempting to 'pon ten'


but...

thinking about the sch fees..

caculated a bit...

realised that if i missed out one session..

i'm wasting away $190+++!!!

haiya...

to go

or not to go..?????

zzzzzzzzzz....

i can fully understand why in order to qualify for universities..
you need to achieve a standard of knowledge or understanding in that particular sybject you are going to take.
but what if you don't?
many people wasn't able to take up courses of their interests mainly because of their 'lack' of knowledge or qualification.

is it fair?

the subjects that was eventually given to us is 'deemed' to be our future jobs,
that is,
if we're dumb enough to continue in something that we don't like..

ITS NOT FAIR!

its practically unjustifiable..

there's medi----
there's bonuses---
there's CPF-----(can only claim when you're above62 i think..whats the point!Give us less money...haha...kidding...i confirm will appreciate when im that old..but will i live that old?)

why aren't there anything for schools???????????

talking about welfare for the country...-_-

if younger generation is 'suffering' from lack of propects for their interests,
how can the country build a firm foundation?

of course i can completely understand if the lack of understanding of subject,it will lead to harder understanding of the subject..
but is this an excuse?

can have foundation courses and etc for that ma..

why so limited...

jia lat!

anyways

is it true that blondes are dumb?
cos i've seen like a trillion jokes about blondies..
ha...
i feel...ha...
results of having 'bleached' hair!

bored..
am doing OT now...

going home in...
a few minutes!
yeah~

went to Suntec for the IT show on sun...
so funny as i walked from bugis to suntec
because for the congestion on the bridge from the citylink to suntec,i 'gay-kiang' walked to the road..
there's a crowd like me...whom dun want to be congested in a bridge..was waiting for the all-clear-no-vehicle-then-cross.
so we waited..
suddenly..
ha
i must specify..
there is no traffic lights at the bottom of the bridge
suddenly there's like a invisible line which is stopping the vehicles
so what we all did?

run loh!

ha!

the sight is so funny!

everybody...with trolleys..baby prams were all rushing for the other point!

haha and everybody was laughing..

the point is very diao...but...ha...nobody cared...

Jay shouldn't sell albums la...
teach people 'his-walk' is enough!

haha...piang eh...humor me!

almost bought Palm Treo 750..
almost!
retail price 998..they are selling at 799..
tempting or not you tell me!

anyways...
anyone have any lobang for PDA phone?
anywhere thats selling cheap etc etc..please sms me!!

am thinking
am thinking
am thinking
am thinking

can u believe that humans only use less than 2% of the brain?
can u believe that humans can only memorise up to 7 numbers,of the average?thats the reason why your IC is only made up of 7 numbers..

do you know why its dangerous to ride a bike?
its due to the reason that there isn't any protective gear beside,in front and behind you.
and when you meet with a accident,70% of the times the particular person is thrown forward

in the end,the motorcyclist will hurt their front part of the brain called Frontal Lobe.

The frontal lobes have been found to play a part in impulse control, judgment, language production, working memory, motor function, sexual behavior, socialization, problem solving initiation, facial movement, planning abilities, coordinating, and motivation. The frontal lobes assist in planning, coordinating, controlling, and executing behavior. People who have damaged frontal lobes may experience problems with these aspects of cognitive function, being at times impulsive; impaired in their ability to plan and execute complex sequences of actions; perhaps persisting with one course of action or pattern of behavior when a change would be appropriate.

there is this story about a man Phineas Gage
open the link to read more
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=231

learnt all this in class..

not sure,but i find that this part of the brain a impt part .very...
scary..
how one accident can change your entire life..

i love bio!!
i don't find bored studying the crAzy and long names..
i find it very interesting everytime i learn something new
anyways...
its your body..
why shouldn't you know more about your own self?
:)

almost time to hit the sack!
yay!
at last!!!!