it's F-R-I-D-A-Y
and the male bashing continues....haha

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?Because it's never used.

2. Why are men so happy?Because ignorance is a bliss.

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?The woman, the man would get lost.

5. How are men like commercials?You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.

6. How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted.

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.

9. What did God say after creating man?I can do better.

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?1. No mind. 2. No business.

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America or HK?A tourist.

12. If men got pregnant ....Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?He had it bronzed.

14. What is gross stupidity?144 men in one room.

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

16. How do men sort their laundry?"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.

20. What should you give a man who has everything?A woman to show him how to work it.

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.

22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?They stay stuck in adolescence.

23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk.

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?Exchange him.

27. Why do bachelors like smart women?Opposites attract.

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

30. What is the thinnest book in the world?What Men Know About Women.

lol!

the trip was fruitful.

philipinos are friendly!ha and very hospitable.my colleague and i treated them to krispy kreme(brought a dozen home!) on our last day there.in the end,a few moments later,the operations exec walked in with another dozen!ha!talk about chemistry!wow..really had a great time there..we stayed in one of the executive rooms..woo..boy was it great..could've been better if i could have the whole room to myself though(:P).

din have much time to go about to sightsee the area..as by the time we ended our work we are already dead tired..by the last nite..as one of them is bringing us to go shopping..nearing to 9..my body is already starting to switch off.not a very nice feeling though.din experience that feeling before.if you get what i mean.the dizzy-ness and everything.and i must claim this:i did not drink.

anyways,fyi,am not weak.its the staying up till 1am plus in doing up my assignments..to realise that the due dates for the assignment are not until much later..what a waste of time,effort and baggage space.am so dead beat that even when i reached the airport otw home, i literally slept on the plastic chair as im waiting for the plane for boarding..

despite this experience on going for business trips, if my job pertains me to do this particular area,i would.ha.its fun,of getting to know new people,knowing new places,new cultures.its really fun.if you're game for it.as for my colleague who went with me,i definitely not go with her IF i have the choice.its the kia-si-ness lah.pls entertain me,of how to know new stuffs are like if you're afraid of doing anything thats not within singapore?!im like,piang eh,lets go lah!

ha whatever.

realised this in philippines.

their traffic sucks.walking is definitely faster.well,most of the time.

they are definitely friendly.

their pace is slow...slow....slow......and you must talk slow.singaporean tends to talk fast.

the things are cheaper.i know.duh.

heard that the beaches there are great.mum is suggesting to go cebu.using my own money.-_-

the small shops in the airport is like the mama shop here.

they have canine walking around shopping centres to detect bombs.scary,i know.should've saw my reaction when i saw a huge black dog walking around with a police.*shivers*

they have security guards everywhere.in the building where i worked,every floor has one.

their mangoes are good!

well thats roughly about it folks..:D

too bad..

couldn't upload the flight details as my format was tiff..flying off tmr...in SQ...staying in Mandarin Oriental..

yay!!!!

back to my assignments which i haven't started!!!